amusing

Some great humour :

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Jokes from the Herald-Sun :

h A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of aicar, when ajwell-known heart surgeon entered the garage.

The mechanic said: “Doc, take a look at this car. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

“So, how come I get such a small salary, but you get such big bucks for basically doing the same work?” he asked.

The surgeon paused, smiled as he leant over and said: “Try doing all that with the engine running.”

h I phoned my wife and said …
“I have something to tell you but it is hard to say.”  “What is it” she asked nervously. “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead.” I replied.

h Karen : “When I drink coffee, I can’t sleep.” Sharon : “Really, I am the exact opposite.” Karen : “Wow, seriously?” Sharon : “Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.”

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